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Upgrade to First Class/ Mood Disorder Correlation

There is a correlation between migraines and mood disorders. I wish there was a correlation between something fantastic and mood disorders. Some suggestions:
* Mood disorders + Upgrades to first class on international flights
* Mood disorders + Inability for dust to settle on bookshelves
* Mood disorders + Extended duration of chip-free fingernail polish
* Mood disorders + Talent for ordering the best thing on the menu
* Mood disorders + Always finding one’s cell phone/ keys/ wallet within two minutes of misplacing it.

Any other suggestions?

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